In the late and somewhat preposterous years of the 20th century, a curious
and highly unexpected discovery was made which caused a goodly amount of scholarly
speculation and some shimmering delight in a certain few.
These few are not well-known, not the leaders of our faltering western
civilization who constantly bum their way around the world, spreading its catchy but less
salubrious aspects. These aggressors are not necessarily politicians, traders, technical
advisers or even do-gooders. Some are bold and forthright travellers seeking to burrow
into the remaining crevasses of those societies still enduring, although quietly
disintegrating, in remotest jungle or desert. And now fast upon the travellers
disappearing heels come the ubiquitous tourists, blandly thoughtless, exuberantly
acquisitive. They want to take it all home: red mud in the hair, bones through the
nostrils and ears, paint on bodies, patterned gashes in flesh, the often beautiful but
weirdly uncomfortable clothes and jewellery. They wallow delightedly; they do of course
acquire objects, but mainly its photographs. In a horde of fifty or even only
twenty, there will be no more than two or three safari-suited bodies not slung with
cameras and lenses. These often inexperienced paparazzi angle, contrive, and snap, or let
us say shoot -- if they are even mildly professional.
FIG. 1 - EARLY CABBAGE (S.S.)
Oddly enough it was two of these most casual world prowlers who
unwittingly brought back the first intimations of the above-mentioned discovery. It
consisted of a single, rather blurry, photograph of what appeared to be ancient script.
This first tantalizing piece of evidence came to light some twenty-five years ago, say in
the mid- or late 1960s, and was taken during the wanderings of a feckless pair of hippies,
neither of whom could remember which of them had snapped the shutter, or where. It seems
they paced the world in a leisurely manner and with a meager cash flow for a number of
years. They seldom looked for anything in particular, their only plan being to move from
one place to the next. This they certainly did. Starting in the Balkans, they covered much
of the Middle East, parts of Central Asia, India, Nepal, and Indonesia, finally coming to
rest in Australia: the wife with child, the husband with a job, their photographs still in
an uncatalogued jumble. In the fullness of time they gave the script photo to an Afghani
student who later specialized in the decipherment of arcane languages; he brought it to a
University in India where he showed it to a colleague. They were both mightily intrigued
but thoroughly baffled. Whenever anyone in their field visited the university -- if
considered worthy and sufficiently erudite -- he or she was consulted. Unfortunately the
results only yielded a further accumulation of puzzled scholars.
Over the years the original two-degree-laden fellows never forgot their
joint enigma for very long. After they both became full professors and had more
opportunities to travel, they carried with them the by now rather over-examined
photograph. Once it was to a Conference of Cryptologists in Khiva, a desert city not
usually visited by outsiders, in the Russian Uzbekisthan. Later they spoke of their find
at the well-attended meeting of the Mongolian Branch of the society of Advanced
Scriptorial Studies in Ulan Bator. At the latter, in particular, many fervid and sometimes
bitter arguments took place; but never was there a ghost of a solution. Two of the most
illustrious and venerable of these savants died admitting ignorance; others retired; but
the two original discoverers kept up the grueling search. They labored through many a
hidden library, and in the dusty scriptoria of far-flung monasteries where the books were
unbound, printed by hand, and (often) wrapped in cloth. They looked at characters written
on silk, on tablets of stone or baked clay, on woodbark or palm leaf, on papyrus or
parchment. They found nothing even, in consolation, approximating what they longed to
find, and were saddened, for they too were getting old.
FIG. 2 - EARLY CABBAGE (S.S.)
Then one day a young American traveling in India searched them out. He was about the
age they were when, so many years ago, their quest had started. He was employed, he said,
as an apprentice assistant in the Photographic Archive of the Sackler Gallery in
Washington, D.C. He told his eager audience that the Museum had been gratified to accept a
collection of photographs, negatives and transparencies at the death of the photographer,
a widely-traveled English woman who had specialized in picturing the Orient. While
sorting and cataloguing this large and diversified mass of material, said the young
man, I came across these -- and he spread before them a set of stunning
black-and-white prints of the very script they had been trying to trace for over thirty
years. The two professors were suitably dazzled; nay, they were ecstatic and at the same
time tongue-tied. Then in a few minutes questions leapt from their lips, those intensely
earnest queries of scholars nearing a breakthrough. But still, even now, there was no
solution, and slowly the two gentlemen slumped in their chairs. The photographs showed the
images but gave no clues as to when, how or where they had been obtained. On their back,
on the upper right-hand side, was nothing but a string of numbers and letters: which were,
decided the Archive Department, merely a code indicating what the photographer had done
under the enlarger. Ruffling through them once again, the budding archivist turned up one
print bearing two words in faded pencil, Early Cabbage.
There followed a deeply-dejected silence, until the Indian professor all but screamed,
This is the most brazen cruelty to scholars and researchers ever committed!
Stunned perhaps, his Afghani colleague slowly roused himself: We wont give
up, he announced calmly. We must raise funds and go to New York where this
infuriating lady recently died. We must interview everyone we can find who knew her.
Then with some urgency he added, We must hurry to find these people before they also
die, and before we do. Their eyes shone for a few moments as they looked at each
other, then slowed dimmed, as did the suns evening light in that university study.
It could all be a dastardly hoax, said one of them.
©Stella Snead, 1997, story and photographs.